I had this
month’s blog all ready to go (spoiler alert, I’ll use it in March). But
sometimes, in the course of one’s life, a person has an epiphany so astounding,
so life changing, that it’s impossible not to share.
I, Bea
Tifton, am a major dork. I know. I know. You see the witty, sophisticated
fashionista and think, Oh, no, Bea, that can’t be true. But yes, Dear Readers,
it is. And here is my story.
I’ve gotten so used to being, er,
“Event Prone,” as my lovely and talented mother terms it, that it seems normal
to me. But, as my favorite maternal cousin once said with a laugh, “Bea, stuff
just happens to you.” Okay, she didn’t say “stuff.” Whether it’s forgetting to
unfasten my seat belt, punching myself in the eye trying to change the toilet
paper roll (don’t ask), or catching my purse strap on my storm door’s handle
almost every time I go out, that’s just part of my daily routine. But recently,
things took a surreal turn.
When the sheet
to provide homemade breakfast items for an upcoming reception at church was
sent around at my book club, I cheerfully signed up.
The night before, I put the fruit on
to drain and set my alarm for dark thirty the following morning. The next day I
hummed as I mixed, stirred, and baked. After extricating myself from the storm
door, I carefully put my baking dish in the car and drove to church. Since it
was so early, the organizer of the program promised she would have a person
outside with a cart so we wouldn’t even have to get out of the car. I hadn’t
slept much and I’d cut it pretty close, so I decided to do something I never
do. I stayed in my pjs. No one would see me, right?
But when I got to the
church, no one was waiting. Hmmm. It was just a minute after the appointed drop
off window, so maybe she gave up early. I got out of the car and peered into
the church, ringing the doorbell because it was before the receptionist
reported for work. No shower, no makeup, pjs. Our custodian answered and almost
fell over as he took in my appearance. He looked as though he was afraid my
butter had slipped my biscuit, but as always, he was unfailingly polite as he
explained the breakfast was on Wednesday.
It was
Monday.
The next
evening, Tuesday, I set the fruit to drain. Then, Wednesday at dark thirty, I
again rose to make my clafouti. I hummed as I mixed, stirred, and baked. This
time, I put on light makeup and got dressed. As the timer went off and I took
Clafouti II out of the oven, my sleepy mind searched for what was wrong. It
smelled great, the pastry had puffed up nicely and browned just slightly, but
something was different. The fruit. I had forgotten to put in the fruit. My
heart seized as I frantically tried to decide what to do. I looked around and
paced a bit
“That’s it,”
I said to my dog. “I can’t do this.” I forced myself to calm down. “Think, Bea.
What would a contestant on The Great
British Baking Show do?”
They would
start again. This time I did not hum as I mixed, stirred, and baked. I hauled
fanny. Since I’d memorized the recipe by now, things went much quicker. And I
made it to the church with a minute to spare. My friend waved merrily as I
drove up. She oohed and ahhed appropriately, and I left dear little Clafouti
III to meet its fate.
Oh, and some
of you are probably wondering what happened to Clafouti I. After smelling it in my house and in my car?
I ate it. It tasted delicious.
Clafouti
1 TBSP butter
1 1/3 cups milk
2 TBSP sugar
4 large eggs
½ tsp vanilla extract
¼ tsp salt
1 1/3 cups plus 1 TBSP white flour
1 bag frozen fruit of choice, drained
(I use a berry medley)
1.
Preheat oven to 375°.
2. Melt the butter in the microwave,
then pour into 9 x 13 inch pan and tilt to evenly coat the pan with butter.
3. In a mixer, add milk first, then
all remaining ingredients, except fruit and 1 TBSP of the flour. Blend until
frothy and well combined.
4. In a small separate bowl, toss
together the fruit and the extra flour.
5. Pour the batter into the baking
dish, spoon in the coated fruit, and bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until it’s
puffed up and lightly browned.
6. Cut into large square and serve
immediately. This also tastes good left over at room temperature.
Recipe adapted from Still Life with Menu Cookbook by Mollie
Katzen.
Bea Tifton is currently working on her first mystery, A
Compact Death. She lives in North Texas
with way too many spoiled pets, and she’s still making clafouti.