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Friday, June 16, 2023

Car Shopping, A Driving Tale by Joan Reeves

I woke up at 4 AM this morning and remembered I needed to blog on Smart Girls Read Romance.

Yesterday, we car shopped in 97 degree heat, from 9:30 in the morning until 6:15 in the evening. After getting home, I was too tired to do anything but collapse into a recliner in the air conditioned comfort of home.

BIGGER PLEASE

We had a Lincoln MKX SUV for the last few years. Although it was an excellent vehicle in every way, I wanted something larger. We take a lot of road trips and something larger is simply more comfortable.

We knew what we wanted and Darling Hubby, CEO of all things automotive, had done his research and consulted with me. "Hey, do you like the look of this?" Me: "Okay."

He was ready to go, all but rubbing his hands together in glee. He loves test driving cars and negotiating a purchase. Me? Not so much. Especially not in the summer.

In 2004 for Valentine's Day, he bought me a retro-styled Thunderbird manufactured as a limited edition by Ford from 2002 to 2005. My T-Bird is Merlot Red—tan interior and tan convertible top— with a removable hard top via a hard hoist in our garage.

I mostly drive it with the top down. I love that car and love to drive it on the winding roads in the hill country.

(Although my car is not the pink vintage model shown in this picture, I thought this image was so cute I wanted to share it.)

Now, back to our car shopping adventure.

DAVE BARRY NAILED IT

One of the funniest things I ever read was Dave Barry's riff on car buying, Stalking the Wild Car Price. This treatise on the game of car buying is hilarious and includes such classics as buyer makes offer, and sales person says: Let me talk to my manager.

How many times does the sales person say this? Yesterday, it was only 5 times I think. Our sales person was a polite, friendly young woman. (I think Hubby missed the challenge.) While our Sales Person talked to the Manager, Hubby and I traded jokes from Dave Barry's routine.

The other classic is the sales person calling the buyer by name. In Barry's classic, here's what happens when the Sales Person asks his manager if he can reveal the price.

SALESPERSON: He wants to know if it's more than $9,500. Can I tell him?

MANAGER: How many times have you called him "Dave"?

SALESPERSON: 1,672 times.

MANAGER: Not yet.
 
The deal was made quickly since they made a good offer to Hubby for our trade-in sight unseen.

DRIVING ACROSS HOUSTON—ALL DAY LONG
But we had a complication. We'd loaned our Lincoln SUV to our daughter whose car was in the shop.

We'd driven from our home in the northwest part of the Houston Metro area to the dealership in the southwest part of town. Then we test drove the larger SUV. 

Once we had the deal made, we had to drive  home to pick up the title. From there, across to the northeast part where daughter lives.

We parked the truck which we were driving at daughter's home. Had a quick lunch with her, moved all of the crap from the car into the truck, and then drove back to the southwest part of the Metro area, arriving a little after 3:00. By then, the day was a scorcher and rush hour was beginning.

The rest was all paperwork. You'd think paying cash for something would make a car purchase fast. Nope. Not in today's world. Since this was such a "speedy" transaction, the car which had arrived on the lot the day before, had been sent to the make ready shop. Long story short, they gave us a loaner and said they'd deliver the car to us at home the next day and drive back in the loaner.

So, we don't have our new wheels yet. *LOL* Welcome to today's world.

BACK TO MY T-BIRD

I loved my sports car so much that I featured it in one of my books, Romeo and Judy Anne, a sexy romance about taking control of life rather than becoming a doormat.

In this book, the Romeo drives a T-Bird like mine.

This book is a Kindle Unlimited selection in case you're a subscriber.

Review: "I can't recommend this story enough. The characterization is deep and the end as satisfying as the reader could hope for." —CRich, Vine Voice

99¢ SALE

This month Heat Lightning, a steamy romance wrapped around a suspense thriller, is on sale for only 99¢.

Review: "Reeves has deftly created a page-turning suspense with strong visual imagery and characters that tug at your emotions." —Morgan Review

HAPPY SUMMER READING!

Thanks for dropping by. The month is passing fast. Remember to take a little time just for you—relax and do something you love.

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IMAGE CREDIT FOR POST

Shake Hand, Buy Car by Mohamed Hassan from Pixabay 

Car, Auto, Valentine's Day by Image by Terri Cnudde from Pixabay

Driver, Traffic, Man, Vehicle, Angry by Azmi Talib from Pixabay


4 comments:

  1. I love Dave Barry and hate that I missed that column. Like your hubby, my Hero is in charge of negotiations for cars and he's a tough negotiator. One dealer tried to hire him to work for them. Hero thought that was funny. At the time, he was helping our daughter get a car at a payment she could afford. He told the dealer that he was working for his daughter, but if he weren't, he'd help that couple in the parking lot get a car, and he gestured to a young couple with the wife pregnant. Besides, he had a job negotiating contracts for an aerospace company and designing their guidance systems. I love your T-bird. That was the best looking car Ford ever built--so distinctive. Now too many cars look alike. Lincoln is still my first choice!

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  2. Congratulations on successfully closing the deal! Car shopping can be traumatic!

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  3. I love your T-Bird. My brother had a 1956, and they always make me think of him. I got lucky when I got a new car. I drove past the lot and saw it, told my husband about it, and went back the next day and bought it. Although it was the same "brand" as the one previous to it, it has a few more bells and whistles and the main reason I bought it was that I liked its color. :-)

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  4. We just traded in our older large SUV for a new radiant red Traverse, because we, too, need a big SUV for traveling. It was a slick, easy-to-make trade. I don't know about liking the "red" color, but we were tired of white. I miss Dave Berry and Erma Bombeck as columnists. What happened to the idea of having at least one column or news clip that brings a smile or chuckle to the reader?

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